dis yankee sef

Plenti things happen dis week o. I lost one of my friends dis past week, make una relax o, no be dat kind lost i dey talk about. This friend of mine, I go call am, Oga lyrical decided to take his relationship with his girl to a deeper level. I still dey try decide whether I like that idea or not because dis is a guy dat we go girl mongering together. The guy dey date this hot asian babee, na so the girl just steal my guy heart, na so so love my guy dey yarn this days.

Another of my guy, oga sexy just started dating this naija gal, i dey jealous d guy no be small. Na so bobo don begin dey fat, with all the good cooking and the good loving baby gal dey give am. The guy, ajepako pickin like me, where we dey hustle two jobs dey go school, now the guy dey do one job o, because the gal dey help pay most of his college fees. The girl is well loaded, since her popsi na senator for naija. Homeboy is just crusing around and enjoying life, while dey rest of my boys and I dey hustle for this yankee where we come.

E get one thing wey dey happen wey dey vex me well well for this yankee. The day where i decide go club with woman na dat day, gals go on their own accord begin dey flirt with me. The day wey i no go club with woman, na so me and oga fineguy go gat pull teeth to fit carry all at least one of dis yeye oyingbo gals go house. A couple weeks ago, i dey club with woman, i dey do good boy dey behave myself, as I wan dey on the girl good books so she fit let me nack. As my date for the night go ladies room, na so this American indian chikala, walk over just begin dey yarn with me o. After introductions, omo na so the gal ask me Point blank, "Dude, u wanna fuck me", I was like, "say what?", and she repeated her self and was like "we could go to my car or your place or wherever, i just wanna fuck". I was like Damn, perfect opportunity for a hard horseback riding in the back seat of the car, I could only take her number as my date for the evening was on her way back.

On a more personal note, I for nearly get another gal wahala this weekend. Na so I comot for work saturday night around 11pm rush go house go ready to hit club dat nite. I been don arrange to meet one sexy oyingbo chiakala like dat o. Omo as we dey drive dey go club now, d gal say she wan go dis particular club where me i dey avoid because of the wahala wey i jam for the club 2 months ago-Make I tell una d wahala wey happen, two months ago, I dey work for school library o, na so one of my co-workers angie dey tell me of her friend Jennifer where like me o, omo, na so I just dey strut, dey pose, dey flex anyhow, anytime jennifer dey around o. After enough flex for my side, na so jennifer invite me come im house one monday night, the horny fuck dat I was, i agreed, had dinner and gave the girl the koko all night. The poor gal probably taught I was the real deal and was expecting a relationship or something. After going back for second round tuesday and left overs on wednessday night, I no gree d call the gal anymore. After one week pass, jennifer call me one saturday night, ask me whether i wan go club, i tell am say i gat read for a class, the gal was like ok whatever. Meanwhile that same saturday night i deide go club with a different gal where oga fineguy introduce give me, Omo na so I Just dey chill with this new babe na im Jennifer enter club with her friends,na so wahala burst. All I could say was Damn, am fucked. Na so jennifer walk up to me begin dey shake ground, dey rake, dey do gragra,wan fight this other girl, na so club bouncers came to my hep and carry jennifer comot o. The gal where i carry go club sef don begin dey vex no be small, na im me i begin dey do big time damage control, because I no say i fit call jeniffer anytime, spin some yarns and get back into her pants but this new gal where i neva nack no go be the same deal. With much help from oga fineguy the situation was diffused- Luckily, the night went on without incident, even though i spent most of the night looking over my shoulder.


My people I want to put in a fresh application to all the loaded and unloaded naija gals in yankee, and all the sugar mummies in yankee, make una look una boy up now. I am a well endowed naija male, with great skills and stamina in bed, with a good sense of humour, please without sounding desperate make una holla back at me. LoL. E go better, My people make una take am easy o.

Wahala dey o.

Trouble dey sleep yanga go wake am up o. For D town wey I dey stay most of the time, naija chikalas no plenty o. D ones wey dey don get bobo already and since we no get time to dey relationshsip with oyingbo we just dey nack quickies with any woman wey enter our trap. Na so me and my boy oga fineguy dey house, Na im we decide say make we cruise for oga fineguy new lexus, enter downtown go club small. As we enter club, we don switch level from serious college boys to horny cats on the prowl. We just dey sonch all d gals dem, dey decide which one we fit convince make we carry go house, make we go do the forbidden with. Fate smiled on us dat night, na im i meet one gal wey we been dey take d same General psych class the semester before, omo we begin yarn o, I dey spin my web, d gal sef dey digest am. Oga fineguy sef, don find im own level with one smallee like dat. As club close now, we dey carry d two beautfiul babes back home, for our mind we don chop dem already, we don dey think of the different positions wey we go nack, d think of how many condoms we go use dat night. We no know say wahala just dey follow us.

We just dey drive o, na im we hit red light o,as the signal change to green,we begin dey drive o, omo na one yeye car leave im lane come nack us,come leave big dent for oga fineguy new car. Trust naija boys we comot from the car, begin the raise holy hell, na so we dey blow phonetics like say tommorow no go come. Meanwhile as we dey do all this gragra, oga fineguy never tell me say im no get insurance for the car o. As police come now, begin dey ask for license and insurance information na where wahala begin o. Oga fineguy show license, e no get insurance, na so police give us 500 dollar ticket o, come tow the car plus. Luckily for us, the other guy was at fault, so his insurance had to pay for the damage to the car.

To add insult to injury, the policewoman come carry the two chikas wey we wan carry go house, go drop them for their house 'for their safety". The police woman tell us say we e no get space for im car, say we dey on our own o. Na so God punish us dat nite, na so we slam for leg 5 blocks down to our house in the dead of winter. pussy we no fuck, car we no get, Money to call cab we no get. Wahala plenti for this yankee o.

Reminds me of another incident, coupla months ago, two of my Homies from naija, enter yankee to go school. So d bobos dem come stay with me and oga fineguy, Since we no get anything to do apart from work, omo na so we enter club o, it was the slow season for club because of christmas break, since students don leave town go dey with thir family. Na im we come dey able to carry two chikalas go house o, since dis boys neva nyash oyingbo toto before na im we say make we dey hospitable, offer them condoms, tell dem make them nack first, but d rule be say nack to ur full, comot make another person nack. omo as dis boys enter room dem turn to microsoft corporation, na so dem monopolise d chicks all night, dem no gree comot from room, na so Me and oga fineguy jus dey outside with stiff boners dey listen to moans of pleasure all night. Bloody fucking pricks. Till today i still dey vex for them.


On a serious note though, Me and my boys dey talk the other day, since we don almost finish this school thing we don dey think of settling down with some cute naija ladies. Naija single ladies, what sayest thou?

Done

Finally brought the school year to a successful end dis week. I take my last finals for the semester. Omo e be like say dis oyingbo professors dem been wan kill me with heavy workload, I just dey thank God o, e been be like say this last semester for burn my nyansh well well. Na so ur bros just dey do business simulation, dey run from one business class to the other, dey run excel, minitab and office software like say tommorow no go come, but yeah am done and it feels good to be done.

Sun don dey shine for dis side sha, d wahala for spring be say all dem sexy mamacitas dem go dey shed their winter gear, na so so woman nyash boys dey look o, Damn thing is driving me insane.

So boys dey look to hustle dis school break, gats find some extra jobs to work ma arse off and make some money, money, e go better sha. I gats begin dey make application give all dem sugar mummies dem, make dem know say my resume dey very attractive, my stamina in d sack is impressive and I can shag as many times as possible a day as long as d finances can be handled, lol.

Anyhow my people make una enjoy sha o.