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Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Damn! damn! Damn! damn!

How farrrrrrrrr? wetin dey hapen now? How una dey? Me i dey kampe, i full ground, Infact i over bam. I just dey on chinchila levels. Happy belated thanksgiving. Merry belated christmas, and happy new year in advance. My thanksgiving was fabolous, christmas was awesome, and new year will be fantastic. I follow my cousin go im girlfriend/fiancee house, omo na so i turn Dave chappelle for dere, i just dey crack up everybody for there, na so all the oyingbo laugh like say craze catch them. When it came to time to chopulate, i did the food injustice, i overate sotey my tummy wan burst. we come go snowmobiling all over the country side, also ice skated, though i fell down so many times my butt was hurting. Generally, it was freaking awesome.

So tori plenti o, in fact tori plenti well wellu. First of all, make i apologize for not updating as i should, omo i come dey busy with school no be small thing o, fall semester was a bitch, e be like say i come dey get lecturers from hell, omo i no fit sweet talk dem at all,na so strict strict dem dey. E go better sha at at least i had a good gpa and am still on the dean's list thank God for that.

On other gist, this midwest weather, me is not liking it at all o. Omo na so snowstorm we dey get o. Not to even talk about the ice, na so me and envy(my fab car) we just dey slide over creation for road, na God just dey help make person no get accident for this America wey i come o. Nolan ran back to sri lanka o, the stupid boy just dey call us dey yarn us about 80 degrees weather wey dem get for there, e be like say we go push the stupid boy put am for snow wey im come back. Oga fineboy dey alright o, d boy just dey nack exchange students anyhow, d boy don go join one kind committe for school wey dey welcome new students, na so d bobo just dey welcome dem for bedroom. i been gats take out trash bag to the dumpster the other day, d number of used condoms wey dey our trashbag, omo afraid catch me. u go know say walgreens and walmart dey use us make money well well, cos the kishi wey we dey spend on condoms and urs and mine lube, for don feed all the hungry pickin dem for sudan for a year.

So everybody is waiting to hear about nadia ehhn. see all of una, una too like tori. Nadia and i no been fit meet in november as we were suppose to, a combination of work for her, school for me and the ridiculous weather we have been having, e no com dey possible.

So what happen? Me and nadia we met last weekend. I had to fly down there to meet her, I been get mixed feeling since we never see each other for four months now. So we land now, Baby gal was waiting for me at the arrival lounge. When i saw her all i could say was DAMN! The gal was looking so sexy and it felt good to see her again. So we got her apartment, we didnt need to say anything, I just turn my ipod on, waka go her puter table connected my ipod to her speaker dock and turn on the dido playlist.

Omo we started kissing passionately now, i come dey nibble her ears and neck, come dey tease her nipples, dey trail down to her vspot, i bypass the vspot, come dey kiss her thighs, ankle and feet and then went back to the vspot. Me i like pussy o, theres nothing as good as pussy, i like am no be small, I love giving woman head o. So i just dey suck on nadia like say na one kind christmas candy wey santa give me, omo d thing come enter d woman medulla oblongta, d woman dey thrash, dey moan like say craze catch am, she come dey like all those cele people for lagos bar beach. wo me i hold am down for the bed, I just dey lick dat clit, dey tongue fuck am like monk wey never see pussy in years. Nadia just dey holla "oh my god" "please dont stop", "yes", Ahhh when nadia come ehh na different tori entirely, d gal dey multi orgarsm, dey shake bed me sef i dey fear say she go break am. After d gal don calm down, she come turn me over, take my boxers off, come give me head. Nadia gives d best head o, i no go lie, no teeth involve, just tongue and power sucking. Omo na so i just dey hang on to the bed sides, dey lick my lips like say person dash me Mcdonald strawberry shake. Nadia come roll condom on me, come mount me.

wo, the gal kpensh me ehhh, the gal ride me no be small, she just dey grind me, dey nyash me, dey power fuck me. I come roll am over doggy style, it was time for c boy to take charge. I clasp her two hands behind her and proceeded to pound d gal like say i dey pound yam for village. Nadia just dey talk dirty gimme me, she just dey holla "fuck me c boy", "have been a naughty bad gal", "fuck that slutty pussy", "give it to me harder", " i want u to punish me", "fuck me , U man whore". Omo by this time i was grinning like a billy goat, Na so i just dey slap her nyash, dey holla at am "tell me who's your daddy" she dey answer "its u c boy", I was like "i can't hear u", the gal dey shout "its u, c boy". I was like 'Damn right".

I was seriously concentrating on flogging that pussy with ma junior koboko. Omo nadia toto sweet well well, i was just tearing it up, at the same time i was grinning like gringory, i come dey make smiley faces like papa ajasco, the pleasure just dey enter my cerebellum dey course through my veins.

Omo na so nadia just come tighten her pussy wall, come dey squeeze junior officer, dat one na her way to make me cum be dat. For where, i just dey shout say na lie for my mind, i neva enjoy d punnany finish u wan trick me make i cum, na so i just dey send telegraphic communication to junior officer say bobo hang in there, dont give up, dont dissapoint me, the mission is not over yet. fortunately junior officer listened and co-operated.

Na so i just dey nack the gal til we both came ohh, omo come see as i dey hang on to nadia bakassi peninsula make i no fall over, cos the orgarsm was powerful. I just dey shake like say hurricane katrina dey blow, na so i just full up the condom with juice. Na im nadia just collapse for bed, the gal no fit move, i come dey snuggle am, the whispher sweet nothings to am. By this time, i was grinning and nodding like the agama lizard, cos i knew i did a good job. We probably kpensh seven more time that weekend, cos i no say my junior officer was completely limp on sunday evening as i had to go catch my flight back to my side.

Guess what, we get to meet this weekend, i don dey conserve my strength, dey ready myself, cos calabar boys no dey carry last o, I might just divulge every sordid details if u guys promise to be good. LOL.

Shout to all of u guys, and especially to the ladies. keep leaving them comments, appreciate it. Happy new year u guys.

19 comments:

exschoolnerd said...

whoa!! that kpanshing session na something else...dayuuuum!!! LOL and u r funny too..will def be checking bck..
b4 i forget happy new year!

Afrobabe said...

OMG, you've just spoilt the repentant mood I put myself in for the new year..

Now what I need is.....

Kai, you be bad boy sha...see as I dey follow you grin as I was reading...

Been a while I was here....good to see your JT is still in good working order....

Afrobabe said...

BTW, really loving ur playlist, played Alicia Keys twice....

Anonymous said...

That was hillarious. Kai kai kai - I needs one of those sessions.

africa entertainment plus sports said...

happy nu year,whether yu like am or not.

ShonaVixen said...

LOL...hmmm lucky for some o...m so envious!!..lol...
Happy new year bad boyyyyy

Bombchell said...

lol ok u lost me @ snowmobling lol wtf!!! im just hating, when it snows in the A, everywhere shuts down. lol but i dont envy snow = cold ugh.

ogasupposedfineboy needs prayer, is he in some type of competition?? whats with all this need for various girls, is the some kind of void, he reminds me of an old college romie i had, hopefully he doesnt get a kid, like she did

lol when people say they use "who's ure daddy" it seems so perverted, incestuous, and on some r kelly sturv. especially in movies I'm thinking uh shouldnt that be a mood killer??

see ur having a nice new yr =)

Bombchell said...

oh & HAPPY NEW YR!! pretty cool u & nadia are still happy & together

ibiluv said...

i'll be nice and not hate on you for having got *sum*

stay cool

happy new year!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

DON'T DULLL!!!!


see marathon kpenshing!!! dammiittt!!!! this guy I swear u dey make person wan go kpensh im woman...ahnahn! shit...well sha na u dey enjoy...nuin do u sha hol' on to d babe tyt sha...we sef dey pray for schance to kpensh d way u do...happy new year to you too o bros...

NaijaBabe said...

happy new year to you too!!
This your playlist is serious!!! I fear for the feeble hearted

badderchic said...

happi nu ye dear. Na wa for you o! lol

Buttercup said...

u said u were jealous u didnt come to naija when u r over ther having a ball, ehn? good for u sha..

may God continue to protect u n envy o..

lmao @ oga fineboy!!

hmm what a reunion..glad u guys r still going strong..

happy new year!!!!

Original Mgbeke said...

Dang! Na wa o...see enjoyment for this new year.
The kain kpanshing wey you don engage in, no get part 2 o. Odikwa risky. I see you dey catch your fun well well. :-D

tobenna said...

Sigh.
I'll keep you in my prayers, you this young man.
No go finish your male children on top this women wey you dey hammer like this oh :P
Enjoy it while it lasts.
*Double sigh*
You do remind me of my school days.

Shubby Doo said...

omo...na wa o...see how mixed feeling comot and you no fit talk again...good to know that she got you still going strong

happy new year

Stuck in my throat said...

hey...thanks for stopping by...I do Like your blog..

mizchif said...

Hmmmm, na wa oh! Me i'm speechless. I refuse to be happy 4 u!

Happy New year sha.
Oya come and update osiso!

Lady said...

calabar boyyyyyyyy oooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! AM IN THE LIBRARY BUSTING UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CANT TAKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH GOODNESSSSSSSSSSSS..PLS COME AND UPDATE OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MISS YOU OOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU THE DADDY C BOY!!!!!!!!!!LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
P.S:XOXO