Na wa o

How una dey na? I neva blog in a while o, U dey ask why? I be aajepako boy o, i gat hustle for school fees o. my people na so boys just dey jump from one job to the other for dis america way i come, so tey all d oyingbo don know me as oga overtime, na so my boss dey tell me and oga fineguy say "u two nigerians are making too much money in this company". Na im i tell am say na so e suppose be. Boys gat make money so we fit flex when time reach.

My people na so iphone 3G comot july 11, ah come see line where dey in front AT$T office na. People dey craze for this Iphone o. My people talking of iphone u no say levels dey for dis yankee. Na so me and oga fineguy just dey pose dey denge anyhow dey dream of day where we go enter naija go dey oppress home base naija boys, na so oga fineguy Uncle dey enter yankee next week o, the guy wan come yankee come buy 50 Iphones to go sell for naija. Omo na so i just dey open mouth o, as i dey so i no fit even buy 7 Iphones na so one person wan come buy 50. I dey talk with my bros d other day na so d guy just dey ask me if i dey enter naija xmas, na so i tell am say i neva know. Na im dey guy dey tell me say as if i come, make i no carry some yeye small change four thousand dollars come dey pose for naija, na so d bobo tell me say for every money wey i comot say him go double am. Omo fear catch me o, na dis one people dey talk say money no dey naija.

Na im i dey ask my bros say why old boy no dey gree pay my fees anymore, na so d guy yarn me say my old man still dey vex say i no go london go school, say i come choose to go school in America against his wish, dey study wetin im no want make i study, say i dey on my own o. Naija parents na wa for dem o, dey one dictate person life from A to Z, omo I rather suffer do program i wan do, than to let dem tell me wetin i gats do.

Omo na so my boss hire new chika for work o, omo baby gal fine no be small, na so i just dey watch dat nyash dey rotate, dey bounce as she dey waka. Omo dat gal nyash fit raise the dead o. Damn na so i just dey dream of nacking dat nyash o. Na God go save me o.

Omo d other day, I just decide say I go respect myself, dey with one gal. stop this womanizing and just be a good boy all through. Omo e neva even reach 3 hrs na so i get 3 calls from 3 different koklets, one of dem na one gal wey just dey do yanga gimme, Na im i give the first two appointment, na so i go block d third gal for her apartment, we just dey yarn, we come commot go c movies come back her apartment , na so baby gal no fit keep him hands from me o, for my mind i just tell am say u don die today.

My people i neva meet woman wey dey scream like dis gal o, i no say woman gats moan, when she dey feel dey koboko inside am. but dis gal na something else o. Na so d gal just dey scream, dey yell "oh my god, it feels so good, fuck me harder, oh my god, oh yes" sotey i gats stop twice in the middle of the nacking ask d girl wether she sure say she dey alright, na so d gal dey say" am alright, just keep fuckin me" being the gentleman i was, I had to oblige the lady. After three rounds and 3 magum condoms,na so d gal just dey tell me say she neva nack in almost 8 months o, say i don satisy am well well, omo na so calabar boy nod head, i come congratulate myself.

Abeg make una tell obama make d bobo dey careful dis wan wey im dey go middle east o. I dey fear o. My people i go dey keep una current on the happenings around dis yankee. Make una all take am easy and God bless.

dis yankee sef

Plenti things happen dis week o. I lost one of my friends dis past week, make una relax o, no be dat kind lost i dey talk about. This friend of mine, I go call am, Oga lyrical decided to take his relationship with his girl to a deeper level. I still dey try decide whether I like that idea or not because dis is a guy dat we go girl mongering together. The guy dey date this hot asian babee, na so the girl just steal my guy heart, na so so love my guy dey yarn this days.

Another of my guy, oga sexy just started dating this naija gal, i dey jealous d guy no be small. Na so bobo don begin dey fat, with all the good cooking and the good loving baby gal dey give am. The guy, ajepako pickin like me, where we dey hustle two jobs dey go school, now the guy dey do one job o, because the gal dey help pay most of his college fees. The girl is well loaded, since her popsi na senator for naija. Homeboy is just crusing around and enjoying life, while dey rest of my boys and I dey hustle for this yankee where we come.

E get one thing wey dey happen wey dey vex me well well for this yankee. The day where i decide go club with woman na dat day, gals go on their own accord begin dey flirt with me. The day wey i no go club with woman, na so me and oga fineguy go gat pull teeth to fit carry all at least one of dis yeye oyingbo gals go house. A couple weeks ago, i dey club with woman, i dey do good boy dey behave myself, as I wan dey on the girl good books so she fit let me nack. As my date for the night go ladies room, na so this American indian chikala, walk over just begin dey yarn with me o. After introductions, omo na so the gal ask me Point blank, "Dude, u wanna fuck me", I was like, "say what?", and she repeated her self and was like "we could go to my car or your place or wherever, i just wanna fuck". I was like Damn, perfect opportunity for a hard horseback riding in the back seat of the car, I could only take her number as my date for the evening was on her way back.

On a more personal note, I for nearly get another gal wahala this weekend. Na so I comot for work saturday night around 11pm rush go house go ready to hit club dat nite. I been don arrange to meet one sexy oyingbo chiakala like dat o. Omo as we dey drive dey go club now, d gal say she wan go dis particular club where me i dey avoid because of the wahala wey i jam for the club 2 months ago-Make I tell una d wahala wey happen, two months ago, I dey work for school library o, na so one of my co-workers angie dey tell me of her friend Jennifer where like me o, omo, na so I just dey strut, dey pose, dey flex anyhow, anytime jennifer dey around o. After enough flex for my side, na so jennifer invite me come im house one monday night, the horny fuck dat I was, i agreed, had dinner and gave the girl the koko all night. The poor gal probably taught I was the real deal and was expecting a relationship or something. After going back for second round tuesday and left overs on wednessday night, I no gree d call the gal anymore. After one week pass, jennifer call me one saturday night, ask me whether i wan go club, i tell am say i gat read for a class, the gal was like ok whatever. Meanwhile that same saturday night i deide go club with a different gal where oga fineguy introduce give me, Omo na so I Just dey chill with this new babe na im Jennifer enter club with her friends,na so wahala burst. All I could say was Damn, am fucked. Na so jennifer walk up to me begin dey shake ground, dey rake, dey do gragra,wan fight this other girl, na so club bouncers came to my hep and carry jennifer comot o. The gal where i carry go club sef don begin dey vex no be small, na im me i begin dey do big time damage control, because I no say i fit call jeniffer anytime, spin some yarns and get back into her pants but this new gal where i neva nack no go be the same deal. With much help from oga fineguy the situation was diffused- Luckily, the night went on without incident, even though i spent most of the night looking over my shoulder.


My people I want to put in a fresh application to all the loaded and unloaded naija gals in yankee, and all the sugar mummies in yankee, make una look una boy up now. I am a well endowed naija male, with great skills and stamina in bed, with a good sense of humour, please without sounding desperate make una holla back at me. LoL. E go better, My people make una take am easy o.

Wahala dey o.

Trouble dey sleep yanga go wake am up o. For D town wey I dey stay most of the time, naija chikalas no plenty o. D ones wey dey don get bobo already and since we no get time to dey relationshsip with oyingbo we just dey nack quickies with any woman wey enter our trap. Na so me and my boy oga fineguy dey house, Na im we decide say make we cruise for oga fineguy new lexus, enter downtown go club small. As we enter club, we don switch level from serious college boys to horny cats on the prowl. We just dey sonch all d gals dem, dey decide which one we fit convince make we carry go house, make we go do the forbidden with. Fate smiled on us dat night, na im i meet one gal wey we been dey take d same General psych class the semester before, omo we begin yarn o, I dey spin my web, d gal sef dey digest am. Oga fineguy sef, don find im own level with one smallee like dat. As club close now, we dey carry d two beautfiul babes back home, for our mind we don chop dem already, we don dey think of the different positions wey we go nack, d think of how many condoms we go use dat night. We no know say wahala just dey follow us.

We just dey drive o, na im we hit red light o,as the signal change to green,we begin dey drive o, omo na one yeye car leave im lane come nack us,come leave big dent for oga fineguy new car. Trust naija boys we comot from the car, begin the raise holy hell, na so we dey blow phonetics like say tommorow no go come. Meanwhile as we dey do all this gragra, oga fineguy never tell me say im no get insurance for the car o. As police come now, begin dey ask for license and insurance information na where wahala begin o. Oga fineguy show license, e no get insurance, na so police give us 500 dollar ticket o, come tow the car plus. Luckily for us, the other guy was at fault, so his insurance had to pay for the damage to the car.

To add insult to injury, the policewoman come carry the two chikas wey we wan carry go house, go drop them for their house 'for their safety". The police woman tell us say we e no get space for im car, say we dey on our own o. Na so God punish us dat nite, na so we slam for leg 5 blocks down to our house in the dead of winter. pussy we no fuck, car we no get, Money to call cab we no get. Wahala plenti for this yankee o.

Reminds me of another incident, coupla months ago, two of my Homies from naija, enter yankee to go school. So d bobos dem come stay with me and oga fineguy, Since we no get anything to do apart from work, omo na so we enter club o, it was the slow season for club because of christmas break, since students don leave town go dey with thir family. Na im we come dey able to carry two chikalas go house o, since dis boys neva nyash oyingbo toto before na im we say make we dey hospitable, offer them condoms, tell dem make them nack first, but d rule be say nack to ur full, comot make another person nack. omo as dis boys enter room dem turn to microsoft corporation, na so dem monopolise d chicks all night, dem no gree comot from room, na so Me and oga fineguy jus dey outside with stiff boners dey listen to moans of pleasure all night. Bloody fucking pricks. Till today i still dey vex for them.


On a serious note though, Me and my boys dey talk the other day, since we don almost finish this school thing we don dey think of settling down with some cute naija ladies. Naija single ladies, what sayest thou?

Done

Finally brought the school year to a successful end dis week. I take my last finals for the semester. Omo e be like say dis oyingbo professors dem been wan kill me with heavy workload, I just dey thank God o, e been be like say this last semester for burn my nyansh well well. Na so ur bros just dey do business simulation, dey run from one business class to the other, dey run excel, minitab and office software like say tommorow no go come, but yeah am done and it feels good to be done.

Sun don dey shine for dis side sha, d wahala for spring be say all dem sexy mamacitas dem go dey shed their winter gear, na so so woman nyash boys dey look o, Damn thing is driving me insane.

So boys dey look to hustle dis school break, gats find some extra jobs to work ma arse off and make some money, money, e go better sha. I gats begin dey make application give all dem sugar mummies dem, make dem know say my resume dey very attractive, my stamina in d sack is impressive and I can shag as many times as possible a day as long as d finances can be handled, lol.

Anyhow my people make una enjoy sha o.

wetin dey wrong with naija babes for yankee?

I dey talk with my ghana friend d other day about dis issue of marriage. Na so bros tell me say im no fit marry oyingbo woman o, say d idea say im go wake up for morning c white bodi beside am, no dey appealing at all. Bobo say when im ready 2 marry, say im go catch d next plane to accra go take im time, take look for proper ghana woman, carry come back yankee. Na so most of my naija friends dey yarn say dem dey go naija go find woman.
D question wey me i dey ponder on b say, if all of us dey go naija go marry, who go marry d naija women dem wey dey yankee? I believe say correct naija women dey for this oyingbo land wey boys fit relate with, marry. I no just dey d levels, wey woman for naija go tell u or do anything make u bring am come yankee, make im come change im color.
Na so my people for naija dey call, dey ask me say when i go carry woman come meet dem. dem dey tell me say plenty gals don dey wait for me make i come back from, na im i tell my uncle say when dem don tire to wait they go find another person marry. if i wan marry i go find one of naija ladies dem wey full dis country, take time know am, do d proper thing with am.

Naija babes dem.

If visa official for embassy been tell me say make i reconsider going to yankee because i go dey live for place wey temperature go dey below zero, i for don rebuke am in jesus name, call am enemy of progress, My people sef for don fire prayer give am. But every winter for this God's own country na wa, na so man pickin go dey pack cloth full body like say tomorrow no go come. Na so i go dey resemble marshmallow dey waka around. But my people no be dat wan i been wan yarn sha.

I wan rub mind with una about naija babes for yankee o. Naija babes dem fine no be small, but wetin dey kill me na d shakara wey dem get. I mean e dey alright say gal gat pose, form levels small. But when u wan come form levels past me, na dey we got hit go slow o, because naija boys no dey carry last at all.

I don dey yankee for a minute but i never don dey able to date proper naija gal make e dey worthwhile, i mean i don date americanos, latin american gals, european gals and even some asian gals dem without wahala but when e come to naija gal, e be like say na curse.

Na so i come meet dis correct naija babe for school, i don dey relate with am, dey feel d babe levels, as i come begin dey talk make we comot, go c movies, siddon chop dinner for red lobster, u know do am d oyingbo style, omo na so d baby begin dey preach gimme me o. Na im i come dey wonder for my mind, sa na chris oyakhilome pickin abi na pastor adeboye pickin i come meet. Na im i just shun d babe.

I come meet another naija gal, omo baby fine no be small, we don even dey commot, dey relate, after two weeks of dating now, i don dey play good boy, e don reach time to comot for defense, play midfield small, she no gree o. she say no sex untill am married, na im i look am, for my mind i say shebi na me go marry u. Na i tell am make she dance far, i no want her wahala.

The next naija gal wey i meet, d gal gree make i play midfield o, as i wan enter her "18 yard box" na im baby say she dey reserve dat "part" for that special person. shey me i no look like special person. How special do i have to look. i mean baby gal dey smooch me merciless but she no gree make i "do".
Boys una know say body no be firewood na. No be say na "do" i just want from dis girl, i mean its just normal dat d "do" part has to come in a relationship, it compliments the relationship. After a couple months of useless smooching na so i shun am o, go dey meet oyingbo gal wey dey service me constant.

Since den, i don dey meet different naija babes dem, and all of dem dey claim jesus like say me sef i no be jesus pickin. I Mean i sabi bible well well o. King solomon no be im been get concubines wey im no marry, wey d bobo dey nyash any how. One naija gal even ask me say "as u wan date me so, shebi dis date go lead somewhere, shey u go wan marry me after a couple months", na im i run leave am quick quick.

So ladies and gentleman abeg make una tell me wetin i dey do wrong. I fine well well o, infact am a very handsome man. I won "Mr pretty" contest in secondary school. I never get wahala dating any african or caucasian gals, na only naija. wetin me i do wrong.

my africaness

So after spending 3 years in D town, I decided to get away from friends and distractions and attend college 2 1/2 hours away. it has been an interesting experience cos most of the times i go blame myself dey wonder why I suddenly had the smart idea to go to school so far away from my comfort zone, and my excuse is that am attending a good college and a getting a hell of a better education.

Taking the Bus to get to school na different experience on its own. The fact that u gotta move and rotate ur butt a coupla times to get a comfortable sitting position for the 2 and a half hour is extremely annoying. As if that's not enough, u gotta deal with all the different personalities u meet on the bus.

Oyingbo people especially d so called "lower class" get as dem dey. Dis folks dey behave like say everybody dey owe dem something. Dis lady got on the bus and wanted her kids to sit close to the driver, the driver kindly told her to go down the aisle as the kids will be jumping up and down and distracting him. Before u fit spell c-a-l-a-b-a-r, omo see dey abuse wey dis woman dey throw at the driver. " U retarded peice of shit, who the fuck r u to tell my kids where to sit", this continued for another 10 minutes before she eventually took the kids to the back of the bus. The other day na so dis akata woman just the snore for bus one hour straight, omo na so everybody just dey turn look am, but nobody fit say anything. After an hour and 1o mins of snoring, one oyingbo woman do the mistake of waking the akata up, omo na ww3 nearly happen for bus. "bitch what chu do dat for", "fuck u think u are to wake me the fuck up", "Hoe, u touch me again, am a come over and slap ur bitch ass up". Na so we come dey beg d woman make she no vex o. Dat kain thing happen for naija, d woman for don hear am, but as i dey always yarn e go better.

Being African to the core, seeing how most of dis akata boys dey behave dey embarass me no be small. Am constantly accosted by my "brothers" trying to sell me dope, or better still yelling " can i get 25 cents man"? The thing dey annoy me sometimes, but wetin u go do for land wey no be ur own.

E go better sha, na to push am softly finish dis school year, damn program is taking a long time to get done with though. Anyway make una take am easy o.